Monday, February 17, 2014

get the milk for free...

so ima vent about something that irritates the fuck out of me.
guys these days man.
my future son (whenever i decide to have kids) will respect women.

if you listen to a majority of the music nowadays, most of them are degrading women. 

1. if you see me walking.....dont fuckin whistle at me to get my attention. i am not a damn dog. i wont come running when you whistle.

2. my name is not shawty, bitch, hoe, etc.

3. my eyes are on my face.....not my cleavage. and yes, i have an ass. yeah, i seen you pullin them neck exercises. you aint slick.

4. sex is easy, try love for once. 

dont be messaging me tryin to ask me to have sex with you. do you see me standin on the corner offering blow jobs for ten dollars? uhm, no. i am not a god damn piece of meat. you cant just look at me and think that just because i have a vagina, that ima put out. 
i have boundaries. i have a man. even if i wasnt in a relationship, i dont worry about sex. if im not in a relationship, i can deal without. theres sex toys for a reason. ha.
yeah, ive had one night stands. but not with complete strangers. ive known the person for a while. 
another thing, when you are talkin to me....dont lick your lips. i know what the fuck you are thinkin if you do. yeahh, i look like a delicious fuckin bottle of water and you gotta lick your lips to savor the flavor. blah. fuck you.
oh wait, no. 


point to be made:
the guys that say why buy the cow when you get the milk  for free need a reality.

but........

Usually my reply to the "why buy the cow" is "maybe the cow doesn't WANT to be BOUGHT!"... but THIS IS AWESOME!


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